Female : Wasn't last night just fantastic? Look! It's sunny and mild outside.
Male: What's your name again?
Female: You don't remember? You were whispering it in my ear all night...take a guess!
Male: Sorry, I had a little too much to drink. 
Female: So...just yake a wild guess 'hun.
Male: Delores?
Female: NO!
Male: Doris?
Female: NO!
Female: IT'S MARIA YOU DUMBASS, how could you forget a name like Maria?
Male: Hmmm,
there are alot of Marias in this world.
Female: How many have you slept with?
Male: I'm not sure but something tells me I'm going to remember THIS Maria!
The above interaction was pure fiction and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real people or real scenarios is purely by chance (and my apologies to all the Marias).
I thank my lucky stars that I've never had to encounter such an uncomfortable moment in my life but I have known of guys who have been through similar scenarios.
There's nothing better than waking up to see the person who you love, laying right there beside you. Even Scott Baio seems to have come to that realization and his womanizing ways appear to have ceased.
I'm done with commentary but next time you wake up before your wife, husband, lover, boy/girlfriend do, be nice and bring breakfast in bed...the payoff is tenfold!
Blueberry Pancakes
(makes 8 thick pancakes)
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 Tbsp. sugar
2 Tbsp. baking powder
3/4 tsp salt
1 egg
1 cup of whole milk
3 Tbsp. vegetable oil
blueberries (fresh or frozen)
butter
Maple Syrup
- In a large bowl, mix the first four ingredients. In a smaller bowl, beat the egg slightly and stir in the milk and the vegetable oil.
- Add to the flour mixture and stir until the flour is just moistened.
- Heat your skillet or griddle ove medium-high heat and treat lightly with vegetable oil or margarine.
- Pour the batter on to the griddle, making a few pancakes at a time. Place your blueberries on top of each pancake. Flip each pancake once it's turned a nice golden-brown.
- Store your made pancakes in a warm oven.
- Serve with butter and maple syrup.
20 comments:
Peter, just read the red part and I laugh so hard that I had to write you... now I will follow with the recipe...
Lovely post Peter, is Valentine's day starting to affect you???? For the REAL thing go to:
http://recipespicbypic.blogspot.com/2008/02/aphrodisiac-recipe-potatoe-avocado.html
If you ever find yourself in this work of pure fiction, don't ask "what's your name again?" That's just stupid. Call her honey and sweety and things like that and she'll never catch on;) haha
Hmmm... think I'll forego on comments... I posted a reply to your meme tag... http://gato-azul.blogspot.com/2008/02/memed-again-un-autre-meme.html
I mustn't read your posts this time of the evening. I shall be sleep walking tonight towards the kitchen. At least during day time, I get up and make them.
I know what I'm making for breakfast tomorrow!
Oh pammycakes, what can't you fix? I've never used pammycakes to get me out of a jam, but I am an old married broad and don't get into those much these days. :)
Oh Peter! :D
Peter K, you are a hoot! Oh sure, you expect me to believe that you are making this up??
You are too funny:)
That was too funny. And beautiful, fluffy pancakes too! Comedy and cooking all in the one place.
I could go pancakes for dinner right about now. Wow! That's one mouth-watering stack of cakes!
I have a strict policy that on weekends breakfast is *always* served in bed. Sometimes it's eaten right away, and sometimes it has to wait :-)
Your pancakes look amazing - fortunately, I just picked up some blueberries today ... I must be psychic. That's a pretty amazing slab of butter on top ... yum ...
A massage at a spa...$85
A dozen red roses...$40
A box of chocolates....$25
Breakfast in bed....priceless :D
you're too funny peter; it's nice to wake up to pancakes and not feta cheese
bu's in charge of making me heart pancakes tomorrow morning and they will be blueberry too :) Yum....hmmmm maybe I can get him to make them for me this morning.
Nuria, I do enjoy a hearty laugh!
Mary, Sweety-'hun...noted!
Ivy, still hungry?
Georgia, I think I'm making another batch today.
Heather, I'm useless with things around the house...Canada's worst handyman.
Pete, I like that...comedy and cooking (and the odd root)!
Susan, pancakes should only be stacked high.
Allen, good weekend rule to live by (next to staying in bed all weekend).
Val, no Mastercard required, Phew!
Aww Pixie, I do sometimes have feta as part of my brekkie, though.
Those blueberry pancakes with melting butter and maple syrup look really good. I could eat them for dinner right now.
Yum! I could forgive a multitude of sins from someone who made me this for breakfast.
Haha! I wasn't calling you "pammycakes", silly! It's my baby-talk for pancakes. Pancakes can fix anything.
I thought I commented on this too!! I must be losing it!! Your pancakes look fluffy and yummy Peter!
Maria, you did...in my reply above I cited you and your advice (Mary)...very odd.
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